Released 6th September 1986

1. Wasted Years (Smith)
2. Reach Out (Colwell)
3. Sheriff Of Huddersfield (Iron Maiden)

Tardis So, what does it all mean? Perhaps the side panel pictures are references to Iron Maiden's "wasted years". But what is the purpose of the time machine? This is obviously a reference to the album's title, but are they really searching for those wasted years? And what is the relevancy of the year of origin and target year? Anyway, the funny little "cable-car thing" out in the wormhole is a tardis, straight out of the cult BBC tv series Dr. Who, a famous British time- and space-traveller. Dr. Who's TARDIS (short for "Time and Relative Dimension in Space") is a time- and dimension-travelling device that appears as a police box and this is the very same box we see on the Wasted Years single cover. Once again a proof of Derek Riggs's rather surreal sense of humour!

Rod Smallwood's comments are taken from the Best Of The B'Sides album booklet included in the Eddie's Archive box.

Wasted Years (Smith)
This is the same version as the one that appears on the Somewhere In Time album.

Reach Out (Colwell)

After the Powerslave tour, the band had several months off before they began work on the Somewhere In Time album. During this time, Nicko got bored and rented a small studio where he could play his drums. Since it's no fun playing drums alone, he ended up getting Adrian to come down and jam with him, and Adrian brought some mates from his early days in Urchin, Dave Colwell and Andy Barnett. They called themselves The Entire Population Of Hackney and wrote a couple of songs including this one. 'Reach Out' is a generic hard-rock type of love song, and is not too bad although it is not very Maiden-sounding at all. The vocals are done by Adrian Smith and, to my knowledge, this is the only Maiden recording where the vocals are not done by Maiden's primary vocalist. It is probable that these early experiments by Adrian Smith planted the seeds that eventually led him to starting ASAP (Adrian Smith And Project) and leaving Iron Maiden for some time.

This song was written by a good friend of Adrian's and now Bad Company guitarist Dave 'BUCKET' Colwell. Done originally in the 'Entire Population of Hackney' project which later developed into ASAP. Steve suggested we do it after hearing a 'Hackneys' live tape. An unlikely Maiden track.

Rod Smallwood

Sheriff Of Huddersfield (Iron Maiden)

The wicked Sheriff of Huddersfield At the time this song was written, Iron Maiden's long-time manager Rod Smallwood had decided that it would be a good idea to move to Los Angeles and had bought a house in the Hollywood hills. However he was having some difficulty adjusting to life in L.A, missing his rugby and football and, of course, real English beer. Apparently, he often complained about it to the guys in the band.

So this song was basically written as a joke on Rod and was kept secret from him by the boys and by the guys at EMI until the single was released. A fairly detailed account of the whole story is narrated by Nicko on the 'Listen With Nicko, Part VIII' of the infamous series of rants that can be found on the CDs of the First Ten Years re-release of Iron Maiden's singles of the 1980-90 period. It's a hilariously silly song, but with some quite funny vocals by Bruce including a running denial in Rod's Yorkshire accent throughout the song.

The Derek Riggs sketch appears on the back cover of the 12" vinyl Wasted Years single and highlights how much fun everyone must have had playing this joke on Rod and setting up this little "conspiracy".

It should be noted that Rod took it rather well and didn't fire anyone!

The music was partly taken from an old Urchin track 'Life in the City' which had slightly different lyrics! Obviously the lyrics are totally untrue and unjust and still pending a major legal action for yours truly. It must be said though that Huddersfield is a wonderful place.

Released: 22nd November 1986

1. Stranger In A Strange Land (Smith)
2. That Girl (Barnett, Goldsworth, Jupp)
3. Juanita (Barnacle, O'Neil)

Although it is actually unrelated to the 'Stranger In A Strange Land' song, the sleeve picture is reminiscent of Robert Heinlein's science-fiction classic of the same name, as well as the spaceport in Star Wars. This is one of the best Eddie pictures, a tough cigar-smoking Clint Eastwood cyborg Eddie striding through a futuristic bar full of weird alien beings. A small paragraph on the back of the sleeve reads as follows:

The android with no name walked into the crowded spaceport bar. Eight-foot tall, with death in his cold android eyes, he strode across the room. Small green aliens scuttled out of his path. Fearsome Martian warriors would not meet his gaze and the air froze when he croaked in his dark gravelly voice, "A pint of bitter please, mate."

Rod Smallwood's comments are taken from the Best Of The B'Sides album booklet included in the Eddie's Archive box.

Stranger In A Strange Land (Smith)
This is the same version as the one that appears on the Somewhere In Time album.

That Girl (Barnett, Goldsworth, Jupp)
This is a fairly traditional-style love song, co-written by Andy Barnett, who was one of Adrian Smith's bandmates in Urchin and who also collaborated with Adrian on ASAP (Adrian Smith And Project). It was recorded entirely by Adrian and Nicko (with Bruce on vocals) because, as Nicko says, apparently Steve and Dave didn't want to learn the song. It's a good little song that makes a great B-side and it even has a pretty decent laid-back guitar solo.

This was co-written by another ASAP cohort Andy Barnett and originally done with 'The Entire Population of Hackney'. Nicko and Adrian recorded the drums and guitar first, the rest of the band adding their parts later.

Rod Smallwood

Juanita (Barnacle, O'Neil)
This is another song from The Entire Population Of Hackney, a little band put together by Nicko and Adrian during their off-time before the band started work on Somewhere In Time. The original authors of the song are Steve Barnacle and Derek O'Neil. 'Juanita' is quite strange lyrically, about a man yearning to get back together with Juanita but who apparently ends up rejecting her. Bruce even changes some lyrics at one point, singing "I'm never going down on Juanita" instead of the original "I'm never going back, Juanita". This indicates further that this song, with a few other B-sides from that time, was not really taken seriously by the band. The song itself was recorded entirely by Adrian and Nicko (with Bruce on vocals).

Originally done by a band on the British scene in the early 80s, Marshall Fury. Andy Barnett brought the song in for the 'Hackneys' project for H and Nicko and it was appropriated to be one of our Bs.